DISPUTES DESIRED IN WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS
AS YOU MAY KNOW, I will be hosting FOUR HOURS of comedy this Saturday afternoon at the WILCO SOLID SOUND FESTIVAL.
YOU CAN BUY TICKETS HERE, and if I am not sufficient enticement (which I am not), you may also wish to know that the people I will be hosting are:
MORGAN MURPHY
EUGENE MIRMAN
WYATT CENAC
with Artisanal Pencil Sharpening by DAVID REES
YOU MAY ASK: DOES THE PRICE of admission include an ACTUAL EVENING WILCO CONCERT?
Answer= YES.
DOES THE PRICE of admission also include A FALCONRY DEMONSTRATION?
Answer=YES YES YES YES YES
I HOPE YOU ALL WILL ATTEND!
I ALSO HOPE that some of you are fighting with each other about something, for I would love to JUDGE YOU.
IF YOU AND SOMEONE YOU LIKE, LOVE, OR LOATHE have a dispute for Judge John Hodgman to judge, please contact me IMMEDIATELY via
hodgman (at sign) maximumfun.org
THE COURT THANKS YOU
That is all.
